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Loud, Frosty, Exotic — The Top of Our Harvest.

Hand-selected top colas — dense, frost-caked, and loud. Small-batch THCA grown, cured, and hand-trimmed in California for smokers who don't settle for mids. $95 the ounce, shipped free.

Why it's worth it: this is the A-grade cut — the biggest, frostiest colas we pull from each harvest, slow-cured to lock in the terps and hand-trimmed by us in LA. Small batch, so when a strain's gone, it's gone. Same craft that earns our 10,000+ five-star reviews — just the very top of the crop.

$95 $300 per full ounce · vs $300+ dispensary top-shelf · free shipping
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Free shipping on every order — and 🎁 free edibles at $100, free prerolls at $150.

1 oz
$95
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2 oz
$185
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$360
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Hand-Trimmed Top Colas

The A-grade cut — hand-selected and trimmed by us in Los Angeles.

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Lab-Tested, Every Batch

Third-party COAs for potency and purity on every single batch.

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Free, Discreet Shipping

Free shipping on every order, in plain smell-proof packaging.

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Money-Back Guarantee

Don't love it? 30 days for a full refund. Zero risk.

Reviews From People With Taste

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Marcus T.
Top-Shelf Ounce

Frost for days. The smell hits you the second you open the bag. Best I've ordered online, period.

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Ramona K.
Top-Shelf Ounce

Dense, sticky, loud — this is real top-shelf, not mids dressed up. Reordering.

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Ivy S.
Top-Shelf Ounce

Tastes like the dispensary exotics at a fraction of the price. Showed up fast and discreet.

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🔬 See the Lab Reports

Every strain ships with a third-party Certificate of Analysis — full cannabinoid potency, pesticides, and heavy-metal testing. Nothing hidden.

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Questions, Answered

This is the A-grade cut — the top colas, hand-picked: our biggest, densest, frostiest buds. The $59 smalls are the same genetics in smaller popcorn nugs. You're paying for the cream of the crop, not a different plant.

Top-shelf runs among our highest-testing flower — check the THCA % on each strain's card and its Certificate of Analysis.

Small-batch and slow-cured to protect the terpenes, then packed to order — not sitting in a warehouse. Shipped free, same or next business day from LA.

Same top-shelf quality. A dispensary charges $45–55 an eighth — roughly $300+ an ounce equivalent. You're getting a full ounce for $95, shipped free.

Federally compliant hemp under the 2018 Farm Bill — no medical card required. Ships in plain, smell-proof, unbranded packaging with a neutral billing descriptor. A few states restrict THCA; we simply don't ship there.

You're covered by our 30-Day Love-It-or-Refund Guarantee — contact us within 30 days for a full refund.

The Top of the Harvest — $95, Free Shipping While This Drop Lasts

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